Herb Kauderer
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      • Remembering Durlome Rakesh d'Mithnan (Dwarf)
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      • History of the East Kingdom
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Poetry Chapbooks & Other Books

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Kobo Ebook Available Here
31 December 2025
Sixty-nine poems of economics & politics, today and tomorrow.

economic depression
 
budget committee
some hard choices are required
three minutes a day
Martian dome air is turned off
the colonists hold their breath
 
 
Business Deal

Red-haired wonder
sells her image to business.
Her trademark is lost.
Her own family photos
omit her forgotten face.
 
traffic jam

dirigible cars
Venus’s winds wreak havoc
late for work again

Available on Amazon Here
23 October 2025
Thirty-two poems set in the virtual reality of the Dreamers Mall.  Window shop the future

Silken Things in The Tank
 
To truly reproduce
the feel of silk in a virtual world
 
the developers had to create
virtual silk worms,
busily working under human care
as they have for 6,000 years.
 
I am delighted for the existence
of these moth caterpillars
that sweeten the interface
of my virtual hand
and the sweeping curve
of your sleeping back.
 
Let the domestications continue.

Click to download a PDF of 'Period Haiku for the SCA'
11 July 2025
241 period haiku and 23 anachronisms


E2W#6F
la corde de la bourse emmêlée
si difficile de trouver ce qu’il y a à l’intérieur
le jour où tu m’as quitté
 
E2W#7E
the snarled pouch string
so hard to find what’s inside
the day you left me
 
E2W#35 E
long-stemmed goblet
the wine spills across her dress
heart-broken red
 
E2W#168
lunar eclipse
Pennsic holds a parade of fools
I was not invited!
 
E2W#216 Brigadoon
last year tumbles
like all the years before
am I not still young?
Kobo Ebook Available Here
31 December 2024

39 poems about family, romance and society.


Still Learning
 
For most of my life
my father’s vilest insult for anyone
was “college educated.”
 
And yet,
when the cancer came
he held on until after
I graduated
from my M.F.A. program
 
understanding that my writing
meant something
and maybe college wasn’t so bad
after all.




Kobo Ebook Available Here
July 18, 2024

78 speculative poems related to water.  Copies of the limited print run are available from the author.



traces of civilization

Greenland's sharks swim slowly
living seven hundred years;
you can find individuals
whose skin is carved with scars
of both battles with Vikings
and nuclear residue



the second mermaid's ghost

still trapped between worlds...




Kobo Ebook Available Here
December 31, 2023

Seventy poems about the surreal world of sleep including two Rhysling nominees.  Copies of the limited print run are available from the author.




temptation

I kept drifting back to sleep...

I was thirsty
and there was lemonade
in my dreams








Memories of Bear PDF
August 8, 2023

This is a lengthy memoir of my life with my best friend.  It includes a lot about the SCA, but also our literary friendship. 

This was published in honor of the Celebration of Bear's Life as part of the party honoring the 50th Pennsic War, an amazing event that Bear loved and was intimately connected to.

Dedication:
If this book has a moral,
it's that fate watches out
for fools and best friends.









Kobo Ebook Available here
December 21, 2023
Twenty-six haibun, including two Rhysling nominees, and "Frozen Hurricanes" which wone third place in the Dwarf Star Awards.  This book is a thematic sequel to The Book of Answers (2014) and The Book of Fibs (2020).

Paralingual
             In the polyglot space colony, humanity persists, as it always has.  There it is, right in front of us.  A bilingual love affair: the cadence is uncapturable.  Her French and his English run at conflicting gaits.  Hear the confusions through their long circular walks of the outer hull.  See the cooperations though fancy meals cooked together in an attempt to make bland colony fare tasty. They search for the primal chants inside that will tell them their love will endure.  They look not with eyes, but ears, sorting through the industrial sounds of the colony.
                    through the stumbling sounds
                    each listening for their home
                    not in words but heartbeats
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Click here to download a free PDF of the History
July 21, 2022

On May 1st, 1966 the Society for Creative Anachronism was created.  The SCA, Inc has grown to be an international non-profit educational organization with a robust membership. 

As the title suggests, this is a narrative history of the chapter of the SCA known as the East Kingdom from before the chapter actually existed, until past its twenty-fifth anniversary.  It is rather lushly cited to give other historians ideas of where to look for documentation.

Co-author Andreas Hak was the Archivist of the East, and later historian of its descendant chapter, the Kingdom of Aethelmearc.  He notes that he wishes history depended less on people who fought simulated combat, and more on memoirs and researchers.

Ebook available here
December 31, 2021

Ninety-six poems about writing, damnation, or both.  This book is thematically an heir to both the Elgin-nominated 'Pocket Full of Horror' (2017), and 'Beneath the Greasepaint: Poems About Creating & Creators" (2003).  Samples:


summer hell

winter's hangover
rain and sun punish the drunk
lawnmowers' roar


words, dead or alive

these words on paper
charcoal scratchings from dead hands
you were once my love
twenty-one years gone you speak
a ghost still pacing my heart

Amazon Link to Triangulation: Habitats




August 15, 2021

I co-edited this anthology with most of my efforts focused on the poetry.  This is the eighteenth annual anthology from Parsec Ink. 

It includes new writers and established writers.  At the time of this writing, four of the poems have been nominated for the Rhysling Award.

It was a delight to get to play with the Pittsburgh science fiction community, and I'm delighted with the result.





Ebook available here
December 31, 2020 from Written Image
Thirty-five poems in three sections: Daily Fibs, Pandemic Fibs, Fantastical Fibs.

Avian Intervention
 
Ducks
flew
up and
yelled at me
while I was grilling
on the first cookout day of spring.
I negotiated, promising no birds had been
injured in the production of
this meal.  Mollified,
they headed
back to
the
creek.

Amazon Link to Minimalism
July 23, 2020 from Hiraeth Press

This is a book of essays on writing minimalist genre poetry, liberally illustrated with samples of poetry.

This book includes fifty of my poems, enough for a meaty collection.  Those poems are couched in thirteen casual essays.  One of those poems, "Frozen Hurricanes" won third place in the Dwarf Stars Award for the year.

Collaboration with Alan Katerinsky

your intelligence
is in need of an upgrade
otherwise artificial
          creator finds blame?
          this art does not surpass artist
          your thinking limits us both





Print Version available here
June 14, 2019 from Dark Particle Press.
Twenty-five urban viewpoint poems in thirty pages.

life runs like water
moving constantly
except for those moments
and those people
frozen at the edges



Out of Print, some copies available from the author
April 12, 2019 from Poet's Haven Press, 33 prose poems telling one story of what happens when scientists prove the existence of an afterlife.
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Transition to afterlife cannot be completed without a sentient witness to resolve all quantum states of a soul moving from one plane to another...

The failure to develop artificial intelligence haunts us all.

There can be only one solution:
​someone must stay behind...
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Print version available here
Review by James Morrow here
 July 27, 2018 from Diminuendo Press
 116 poems, notes, and a humorous essay
 by Herb Kauderer.  Cover and 
 frontispiece by Richard H. Fay.  This
 book includes the Ewaipanoma-winning
 "A Twisted Certainty", The Dwarf Star
 nominee "Restoration", and the Rhysling
 nominees "Hard Copy" and "The First
 Battle of the Puffer War."
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These four mini-chapbooks combine to contain over 400 very short poems, and 16 micro-fictions.  So far they have been available only at events and brick and mortar stores.  Hopefully, an online option will launch in January.  The first three covers are by Moira Anne Design.  The fourth cover is by me.
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Two-Time Nominee for the Elgin Award!
May 8, 2017 from Poet's Haven Press.  30 poems that tell a single narrative of the beginning of an alien invasion of earth.

From the viewpoint of the aliens.  

Who can pass for birds.

Check it out.  
(Wallet-size format.)


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March 26, 2016 from Written Image.  ​43 poems, and ten photos from the epic Snowstorm of '14 which dropped more snow on the Village of Lancaster in 24 hours than ever before recorded in the lower 48 states.
Electronic version free in October 2024
Savage Planets Magazine, Available
here, though you will have to scroll down
and look for the issue.

she leaves her small cloaked scout ship
hovering six miles up
below common flight paths of local airships
yet above flight capacities of most natives

taking a concentrated breath of air
the lana tucks her wings and plummets from the ship's bottom hatch...

despite her training
she is anxious with anticipation
at touching down in uncharted flora
​on the surface of another planet...


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Ebook available here
the opposite of facebook
 
leaning over snow shovels
the neighbor lady and I chat
 
and I learn more about the history
of the neighborhood
 
and the history
of the neighbor lady


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July 19, 2015 from Phil Martino, publisher.  170 poems capturing the Pennsic War.  Snapshots, memoirs, no-s--t stories.  Pavilions, armor, & fighting.  Smiles, sighs, & old friends.  Come visit.
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July 25, 2014 from Written Image Press.  Two Time Nominee for the Elgin Award!  This chapbook contains four poems nominated for the Rhysling Award, and one poem nominated for the Dwarf Star Award.
Free electronic versions available here


engineering
        (a fibonacci poem)
 
mud
&
puddles
tromped deep
are forded by logs,
floating bridges leading to bed

Ebook available here
​private source
          (a cinquain for Jennifer Crow)
 
the muse
has feathers and
nine limbs, juggling ancient
vases inscribed with mythical
creatures

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July 25, 2014 from Written Image Press.  Currently a nominee for the Elgin Award, this chapbook contains four poems nominated for the Rhysling Award, and one poem nominated for the Dwarf Star Award.

Ebook available here
HEROICS
          (a cinquain)

He went 
through hellfire to
rescue his lady.  While
she waited in hell, to give him 
the chance.
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December 29, 2003 from Written Image Press.  Poems about creators and creating.  Edited by Dr. Karen Ehrlich.



Ebook available here
LIGHT VALUES
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Moonlight.
The cold colorless reflections
of the sunlight that gives us life.
All our fictions & illusions
tell us Moonlight is Romantic.
What then does that say
of Romance?
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 The ebook edition with
 a new cover was
 released July 19, 2002 in
 celebration of the 16th
 NASFiC taking place in
 Buffalo, NY.

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March 20, 2002 from Written Image Press.  
Poems outside the common reality.  Edited 
and with an introduction by Carolyn Clink.




Kobo Ebook Available Here
GHOST DREAMS

ghost dreams 
are the hardest kind

so vague & unreal
but frightening as hell.


BUTTERFLY GHOST

frantically it flutters
wrapping every favored leaf & flower
in gentle ghost cocoons

not meaning to frighten
only hoping to help old friends
survive this hardest transformation

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November 4, 2001 from Written Image Press.  
Poems from the raw edges of the heart. Edited 
and with an introduction by David Clink.



Kobo Ebook Available Here

Ebook released 30 November 2024


WRAPPED AROUND

like a forgotten rope
tied around a tree

your love
cuts into muscle

carving your initials
​in my flesh


Inspired
 
In the best of all worlds
we would do nothing
without inspiration.
Especially kiss.
 
The uninspired kiss
is the palest lie
with which we paint
each other.
 
Whether
it’s the flaming passion
of a parting lover
 
or the sweet innocence
of a two year old
with puckered lips,
 
all of life
is just the filler
since the last
good kiss.


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April 16, 1999 from Lightning Graphics.  
Poems about life refusing to stay on 
track.  Edited by Alan Katerinsky.



COULD-HAVE WORLD

Somewhere
there's a world
full of my other-selves,
people I might have been
but wasn't.

I bet they all fight like hell.
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May 1996 from Dark Regions Press.  Poems of 
sleeplessness and alienation.  Edited by Bobbi 
Sinha-Morey, introduction by David Lunde, art 
by Hugo nominee Linda Michaels.



VARIATIONS OF SLEEPING ALONE

I: wrinkled sheets draw pictures of you
II: curled dog murmurs & dreams of six pups
III: the searching hand finds nothing
and it brings relief
IV: her thousandth night alone
she tries again to remember why
V: the skeleton next to him
is light print cotton
VI: he doesn't know where he'll wake.  if 
there's sunshine & birdsong he won't care
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October 20, 1995 from Stone Lightning Press.  
Short sharp shocks of poetry.  Edited by Scott 
Spetalnik.



Ebook available here
CITY TRAFFIC
Corridors of dance improvise
ever-contemporary routines
secure in their lack 
of rehearsal or encore.


IN THE MOMENT
smokers clutter loading dock
enjoying fresh spring air
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    • Book Reviews >
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      • Moon Facts by Bob Scholfield
      • What Stranger Miracles
      • Crowned: Sign of the Dragon Book 1
      • 'The Role of Lightning in Evolution'
      • 'Why Elephants No Longer Communicate in Greek' by Timons Esaias
      • Brief Encounters with My Third Eye
    • Flash Fiction Links
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      • Short Fiction Bibliography
      • "A Dwarf for Each"
      • "Standard Repair"
      • "Sense of Place, Sense of Mystery"
      • Intro - Come-on from the Horse on 7th Avenue
      • "No Sense Fighting"
  • The SCA
    • SCA Photos 1
    • SCA Photos 2
    • Precedence for Andreas Hak
    • SCA Persona
    • Offices Held in the SCA
    • SCA Writings >
      • Serenity: A History of Eastern Coronets
      • "The Origin of The Betting Man's Guide
      • "The New Newsletter"
      • Old Newsletters
      • "The New Newsletter"
      • "When the VOID Was One"
      • "The Hael's First Baronial Champions Event"
      • "Aftermeetings: An Excuse to Tell Svid Stories"
      • "The Origin of Aethelmearc's Ancestral Pelican Medallion"
      • Remembering Durlome Rakesh d'Mithnan (Dwarf)
      • Growth Chart of Kingdoms for the First 23 Years of the SCA
      • Doings... An incomplete and informal chronology of the earliest days of Aethelmearc
      • History of the East Kingdom
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